i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
