Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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