Do vagina's smell?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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