did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
and she was petting her beer can
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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