i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
