My sheets look like a crime scene.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
