we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Randomize
