I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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