these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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