I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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