He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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