coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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