Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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