I'm really into asian looking animals
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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