Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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