when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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