she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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