so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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