You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Quick, to the slutcave!
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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