Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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