69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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