i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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