Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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