My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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