if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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