Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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