She said her name was "party"
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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