so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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