So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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