Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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