capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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