Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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