Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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