The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
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