Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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