you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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