I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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