Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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