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five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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