he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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