I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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