Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
And the cops told us we were all naked.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
