Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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