Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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