brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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