apparently the secret to your success is patron
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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