i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
should my penis look like a turkey
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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