When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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