wakey wakey hands off snakey
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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