pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
the raccoons are back...
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